Shiny Pot Soldier
Murdoc Gurrero - BLU Soldier
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

(Source: chrisidk)

teava7:

mysatel:

tf2 oㅊ……
커뮤에넣어서 달리고있어요…^ㅡㅠ..

 내남자에요 u///u…너무 좋다..

teava7:

mysatel:

tf2 oㅊ……

커뮤에넣어서 달리고있어요…^ㅡㅠ..

 내남자에요 u///u…너무 좋다..

(Source: cokok)

reinerreininger:

Reiner chortled lightly, shaking his head and following the soldier’s example, drinking the shot all at once and shivering a moment before placing it down on the night stand. The bed indeed was perhaps a little small, especially for this spoiled nobility type. However he didn’t mind it all that much. He had company, and his insides were warming up from the alcohol. What else could he really ask for during this time of horrible disastrous events in his life hmm? Not much.

"I don’t know about dying before me. Judging by your appearance and the bit of files I read, you are my age. And while of course being a soldier means being exposed to all of this direct violence, I’d like to say being a medic of my own ranking is deadlier than the most hunted spy" he cackled and was totally serious about it. However something told him the soldier would just give him a weird stare and shrug it all of, pretending to actually understand the hints.

"But enough of that. Would you like to sleep," Reiner started, plucking the glass out of the man’s hold and placing it on the nightstand as well before placing a finger on his chest and pushing him down onto the mattress "Or would you like to do something a little more interesting before sleep?".

Strange after taste but nothing that really bothered him. It was a sleep tonic, not a wine tasting. Not that he would ever go to something with that much class but …

Just as predicted, the soldier just gave the other a weird look. Something about his files and violence and being a medic or a spy or something? It flew over his head and went into orbit at that point, and all he could do was blink. “Yeah, I got non’a that.” 

Before he could properly comment or question, the glass was plucked from his person and a finger eased him onto his back. At this point, he looked up at the medic with sincere curiosity. “What else’s there t’do?”

(Source: shiny-pot-soldier)

tags → #reinerreininger 

reinerreininger:

"Sunshine and rainbows and fluffy kittens, hmm?" Reiner replied when the soldier finally decided to leave the bathroom, rolling onto his side, propped on an elbow and watching him. "I suppose I could find something of that sort to talk about as well. However there cannot be a promise you’d like that sort of blubbering, or even understand what I mean" he laughed to himself and scooted to the wall on the bed, making the soldier some space as well.

The bed wasn’t all that big. These were the soldier quarters after all and these guys didn’t seem to need or want all that much. Reiner of course wasn’t exactly used to the limited proximity of everything, but he could accept it just for a short while - for that particular visit anyway.

"Seduce you? Hmm, well that may be a good idea now that I think of it. However I must insist once again that my methods would be alien to you. Because something tells me we like and dislike quite the different things" the medic smiled and pulled himself up to grab the two glasses "Simply a quick drink to ensure a quiet comfortable sleep" he reassured, holding a glass out for the soldier "Well, are you going to join me or are you going to stand there and bore me to death?"

"Doc, I dun even understand half the things yer sayin’ now," he chuckled as he shooed the other to the side some more. His room was small, and his bed was even smaller. It was hardly large enough for him, none the less for two people, but he would make due for now. "I’d take t’borin’ you t’death, but I think I’d die before you." 

Plopping down onto the mattress, Murdoc took a glass offered with a nod of thanks before swinging his legs to join the rest of his body on the bed. He looked down at the clear liquid in his glass and gave it a waft. It was alcohol alright; the distinctive nose-piercing smell. Glancing at the man squashed onto the small space next to him, he lifted the drink, offering a toast. “T’ welcomin’ ya back,” he grinned, clinking them together before chugging the thing without bothering for taste. 

(Source: shiny-pot-soldier)

ohmy god it’s only been 4 mintues send help i made that other post 3913904 hours ago

tags → #ddrunk bloging 

"I sear to durnk i am god

  1 day ago reblog  

(Source: shitpeoplesayintf2)

shitpeoplesayintf2:

The Almighty Wall of Engies.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

The Almighty Wall of Engies.

graystf2dump:

Made soldier then just went from there !

(Source: groottoot)

pinpinte:

so scary  too many  Demo&Solider… they’re so powerful!!!! OMG…
I can’t win ㅠㅠㅠ….
와 시발 잠깐만 형님들 잠시만옄ㅋㅋㅋ
진짜 데모&솔져 고수는 이길수가 없따 진짜… ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
and Thank you for my PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I was screaming for yesterday… wow 1000 likes;; follow my pic…
very thanks!!!!!!! I love you everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (>///////<)//

pinpinte:

so scary  too many  Demo&Solider… they’re so powerful!!!! OMG…

I can’t win ㅠㅠㅠ….

와 시발 잠깐만 형님들 잠시만옄ㅋㅋㅋ

진짜 데모&솔져 고수는 이길수가 없따 진짜… ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

and Thank you for my PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I was screaming for yesterday… wow 1000 likes;; follow my pic…

very thanks!!!!!!! I love you everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (>///////<)//

chocolate-time-machine:

Aidan’s plush unicorn is his most favorite thing in the world, but he thinks Franklin needs it much more than he does.

Also, Aidan pretty much NEVER speaks to his team with his gas mask off.  This is a first.

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

reinerreininger:

"Grim? Hardly" Reiner chortled in reply "If you know grim I can share quite a few stories to make my view on sleep seem like just another matter" Crossing a leg on top of his other, Reiner leaned to the side and propped himself on an elbow, indeed making himself quite comfortable as he watched the man strip with quite a hungry gaze.

Reiner had never really gotten intimate with anyone but his own brother, nor was he really going to start. Except for a very specific individual. But that person was far out of his reach, And seeing as his brother was quite out of his interests now, the medic allowed himself to enjoy the small things. Better late than never as they say.

"Hmmm, are you sure?" The blu replied, perking up a bit as the man disappeared back into the bathroom. Stretching and yawning a bit, he then started undoing his own clothes. Tie, dress shirt and eventually pants, leaving him in nothing but a tank-top and a pair of boxers, in which he stood up and walked around the room in search for two glasses. Once those were found, he opened the gift bottle and poured a 100 mm"l into each and carried them to the small nightstand beside the bed.

Once those were in place, he did the bed and crawled into it, relaxing and closing his eyes while listening to the soft sounds of the running water. Yes, the Reininger did make himself at home when offered to do so.

Murdoc shook his head while standing in the bathroom. “Like I said, sunshine n’ rainbows n’ fluffy kittens, doc,” he repeated once more, pant buckle clanging as they touched the counter. “Aye, ‘m sure,” he called through the open door once more before stepping into the shower.

They never took long. Maybe ten minutes at the most, but he was able to wash himself completely and thoroughly. He’d taken off his pot this time, having just been polished, but he would have spent an extra minute or two to gently scrub at the shiny surface before stepping out from under the shower head. Drying himself was as easy as it could get, and the soldier finally walked out of the bathroom with the towel over his shoulders. 

He caught sight of the medic lying comfortably in his bed, but he didn’t bat an eye. He’d offered the man to make himself at home, and that was what he’d expect to see when he walked out. Either way, Murdoc just strolled over to his closet, withdrew a clean pair of undergarments and pants and slipped into them. The extra pair of eyes in the room didn’t seem to phase him as he dressed. He wasn’t ashamed or shy of what he was so there was no need to hide behind a cloth. The pants were only out of courtesy. If he hadn’t had a guest, he would have hopped right into bed in nothing but his birthday suit. 

Finally dressed, he face the man, tilting his head to the sight of two glasses on his night stand that weren’t there before. “Y’tryin’ t’seduce me, doc?” the soldier joked as he neared the bed with a cheeky grin on his face. 

(Source: shiny-pot-soldier)

tags → #reinerreininger